Major: The Road to Hell. A New Series.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.  Take Father Jeremiah Sequin, for example: he was a good man trying to build a better church for the people in the small town of Igbaras in the island of Panay.
I’m pretty sure when the local drug kingpin approached him to use the church as “storage” [...]

Posted at 11am on 12/17/09 | no comments; | Filed Under: Uncategorized | read on

A Few Good Programmers

This is a portion of dialogue I got from A Few Good Men, this is the famous You Can’t Handle the Truth Rant by Jack Nicholson.  Stressed as I am, I came up with a stressed users/programmers version of this:
User: Programmer, did you crash this server?!
Manager: You don’t have to answer that question!
Programmer: I’ll answer [...]

Posted at 10am on 12/16/09 | 1 comment | Filed Under: Uncategorized | read on

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My insanity knows no bounds.  I am the product of an urban psychosis that is permeating the modern society.  Look at me and despair for I am your future.

Oh my god, I just wrote corny super-villain banter! I am nothing but a second-rate frustrated comic illustrator who tried to compensate my sheer lack of drawing talent with what I consider to be witty banter and yet it came out like a line from a 60’s television series.

OH NO! I SOUND LIKE A WRITER FROM THE BRADY BUNCH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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